PHONE SWAP!


HELLO EVERYONE!Hope you all had a good day. Mine was very peaceful. So i was thinking of my dear friend Bolaji Okunribido today,and how i missed attending her bday a couple of days ago because    of unavoidable circumstances (i hope that grammar was correct).Then i remembered she went to the cinema on the said day, and watched the movie phone swap (nollywood don dey try oh!cinema!)  and suddenly it dawned on me what that implies!i have never watched the film, but dear,i’m sure you agree with me that the title is thrilling.

  Daaaaaaamn! Imagine what this could do to those who have skeletons in their cupboards!lol. In my head,i see it like this: a couple who are phone fads bought the latest phone at the same time.Probably the dude buys for them both. Same colour. Then on a given day, he is in a rush,cause he wakes up late for work, and without looking,grabs his s.o’s (s.o means significant other) phone in error and dashes out the door. Guilty people,what will you do?! looool

well,my friend drew my attention to the fact that guy’s history on their phones are always clear.lool. Im not one of those overzealous feminists,dont misquote me. And some people are not allowed to ping me after reading this to fire me. But there’s a lil truth in that.

  the question is are you one of those people whom when asked for their phones will say ‘just a minute, *delete,delete,delete* here” ? Well i know a dude who always left me with his phone and all his social networks logged on.   He had no passwords on his phone, tho i don’t remember whether his histories were deleted.lol. Bottom line is, he was true to me. yes my s.o. Pls dnt hate.lol. And those questions in your mind,press delete!

My little word of advice is, if you must have the same phone, have it in different colours to avoid unnecessary tiffs.No matter how void of skeletons your cupboard is,your phone is a private gadget. The least thing can be misinterpreted. I read a joke which stated that a man on a long term journey sent a text to his wife saying ”i wish you were her” e was missing at the end of her. The rest is history dear reader,lol. In this day of autocorrects,  no matter how guileless you are,you want to spare yourself the dramma of explaining the text your colleague sent to remind you to wear a certain colour to work as planned (maybe christmas party at work), which you didnt gist your s.o about. Im just saying. And be true to your s.o. It doesnt hurt. Why will you be petrified when your s.o sits next to your phone while you stepped away?Talkless of spending a whole day in error with your phone? Okay, i can understand that you may have some callers whom you have no strings attached to, but who believe they can replace your boo. Fine. Well why is the name you used to store their contact incriminating? How come you copy so many of their bbm pics and say there is nothing between you two?how come you initiate more chats with A or B than you do with your Sweety? Think,people! Even within your privacy terrain< think smart. Act wisely. Dont put yourself in compromising situations, because you do not know the day or hour.lool.You may not have the chance to say just a minute and delete one or two things before saying “here” .

Until next time, gros bisou!Dont read this without leaving your views. cheers!!!

 

 

 

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